Champat Soren

Indian politics has reached its nadir. Everytime a Chief Minister is jailed and he places a loyal party member on the CMs chair, he does a Champat Soren. Champat means to run away without a word. Like we see uthal puthal in Jharkhand right now. And they join the BJP as if they are long lost brothers. Like Jeetan Ram Manjhi in Bihar... he is a kendriya mantri now and enjoys Sunday dinners with Modi. In Maharashtra it's not a topple but a complete Munde ka Shinde! So it's quite justifiable why the Delhi Chief Minister Arvind Kejriwal refusing to resign despite being in prison. Aur jail mein hai Dilli sarkar! In fact it's running quite effectively. Will it help to place all chief ministers in jail? And not to forget our Paltu Ram, everytime there is a threat he rushes to Delhi to touch Modijis feet. Now he is so fond on touching feet that everyone is careful they wear proper clean shoes. Ever wondered why Vibhishan, Ravans brother who defected to Ram's side, has just one temple in his name in India? The temple is located in Madurai, Tamil Nadu. Thanks to Modipol now every state has a living Vibhishan. Ram Rajya toh nahin, Vibhishan Rajya toh aa gaya hai. Since India is already a Hindu Rashtra they should allow a kharam to be placed on CM kursi in case of a prison term, like Bharat did when Ram went into Vanvaas. On hindsight Laloo after all was no fool to place his wife Rabri on the CMs kursi....

Theft At Midnight

This Independence Day while the world slept a garage owner found his entire garage ransacked. Robbers took away even the basic tools he works with. All the parts of cars and tractors as well. His garage does not have CCTV, or electric connection. So he really does not know whose job it was. But he does know the police are there to protect us. So he did approach the police. But they told him to go away, come tomorrow. The cops had just hoisted the national flag. And they were busy eating jalebis. There is no budget for the celebrations at the local thana and is done by collecting chanda from the illegal vehicles parked on highways, squatters, alcohol vendors, gamblers, kabadi waalas. Of course a thana is a centre for earnings from crime. The police inspector is the nodal officer for crime management. What they did not know is the garage owner is the father of a police inspector. Police ka Baap, as we say in local Bihari. Wonder how big this all is in New Delhi, India's capital.

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