Bijlee Rani 2

If I had to make a film on Bijlee Rani I'd cast actress Jacqueline Fernandes. After all she is so unafraid. Everytime the Enforcement Directorate call her for questioning she says she has to meet Salman Khan's horses. I mean how can she do that to Modijee... the ED is like Modijee. And even the photo she took with Modiji is not helping. After all 200 crores meant to go into BJP coffers has gone elsewhere... Amit Shah has told ED you better find out how this money has been laundrered. As for conman Sukesh Chandrasekhar he is definite Prime Minister material!

Bijlee Rani

Bijlee Rani is a popular Bhojpuri folk singer of Bihar. Long before vikaas came to Bihar through her lilting songs she would sing about Bihars development. I think they were five sisters all singers and dancers from a village near Arrah. I had visited them once and they performed for us for television. These singers/dancers are usually from lower castes and they have an upper caste manager/bodyguard/lover to take care of them as they travel from one event to another. Generally these men are also music lovers often writing the lyrics for the songs. Bhojpuri singers are not dependent on the government for anything. Fiercely independent their songs reflect their fearlessness.... to be continued....

The Corrupt Voter!

Corrupt politicians we all know but what about corrupt voters? In Bihar an average mukhiya candidate spends 20 lakh rupees and more.... So I tried to find out on what they spend.... A labourer told me he got Rs one thousand, five hundred each to him and his wife after he told the candidate why should he vote for free when he charges a bribe for every work he does? The candidate agreed and readily paid up. Into his second term now the labourer is yet to get a govt fund to build his house. The reason being he is too poor to pay the bribe money. Then candidates bribe the police. Then goondas! And of course their workers to do their campaign. In between there is a feast for the entire village. One candidate went from house to house to get people the Corona vaccine but he lost by 400 votes And then in dry bihar they gave expensive booze to the voters even in police presence. Unfortunately those voters were so drunk the next morning they did not know which button to press on the voting machine!

Why Modi Has Still Not Sacked His Minister?

The only reason why Modi has not sacked his minister of state for Home Ajay Mishra is that if he sets such high moral standards in politics then he will have to sack Amit Shah too and even himself. The report on why Modi chooses crime accused MPs as his ministers are self explanatory. The Delhi riots when Donald Trump visited was not just a government failure but an active assault on the minorities in Delhi. There is in fact a connivance between the police and rioteering mobs. But surely this is the only reason why many voted for Modi. The kind of violence India has seen during the last seven years is sickening. It has taken a toll on the mental health of a nation. India is going downhill like never before....

General Tyre

No further evidence is required about India's minister of state for home being complicit in the murder of farmers peacefully returning from a protest. That the minister Ajay Mishra publicly threatened the farmers is available on video. Whether his son Ashish Mishra drove the vehicle himself is inconsequential. Most present saw him. The way the Thar drove into the farmers is clear it is no accident. Now on whose orders did they murder the farmers and one local journalist? Surely, not on their own. The minister should at least be sacked so the police can arrest him and get to the bottom of it all. But I cannot understand why the Supreme Court is alarmed. Our criminal justice system withered away a long time ago. Just appoint former Chief Justice Gogoi to inquire and they will see which way it goes. On a day when Air India has been sold, actually what is most needed is to privatise the criminal investigative system. And lastly, if Priyanka Gandhi does anymore jharoo then that kejriwal fellow will win UP.

👩 Womania Cops!

Bihar has the highest crime rate in the country but increasing the police personnel has not reduced crime. The other day I happened to visit the thana and the police inspector looked pretty worried Just that morning a dead body had been found floating in the river. What complicated the matter was the dead person was a dalit - a Paswan. So the village mukhiya was called and he brought the wife of the deceased to tell the police that its a case of suicide. There was a police woman too in the thana. She looked pretty stern but her hair was long and sexy, freshly shampooed. Then another woman cop entered the office. She had returned from patrol duty. The two officers spoke to each about their hair. The one who returned from patrol duty said she has lost most of her hair in the sun and now she does yoga kapalbhaati to save what remains. The cop with the long hair told her how life is so tough... everytime she enters the thana premises birds shit on her hair. Bird Droppings! The first cop quipped, Do you know if a bird drop falls on your head your wishes are fulfilled. They both smiled. Just then a local journalist turned up and said the Paswan had been murdered. The inspector got real worried about how things were turning. To make matters worse the RAF had fished the body out of the river but instead of sending it for a post mortem had dumped it outside the thana Soon a crowd gathered and the women cops looked shit scared....perhaps they had never seen a dead body.....

Coconut Compassion

This year I decided not to sell my coconut harvest but to enjoy them. But the problem was how do I slice the top for naariyal paani. I did not have the implements nor expertise. So I approached a nariyal paani seller to do the needful. I bought two coconuts from him as well and he sliced mine for free. Coconut water was full till the very top almost two glasses and he said my coconuts were of a good quality. He even told me how I should harvest them so that they do not fall to the ground. Not just that the next day he used special knives to take out the malai for free. He was freindly. But when I went again I found his stall missing. On seeing me he asked a neighbouring seller to slice the fruits. So I asked him why he had closed down his stall. And he replied, "My neighbour was not able to earn enough for himself since business is not good these days so he asked me if I could close down mine for just 15 days. I agreed. I have other fruits to sell as well. "