Monday, December 19, 2022

Vote for Rs 100 only

In the just concluded local elections in Bihar votes have been sold for Rs 100 each. Like in national elections if you ask a villager whom he will vote for he will invariably tell you, "Whichever way the village votes, my vote will also go that way. " And in state elections if you talk to the Bihar voter he will be supercharged about his caste differentiating even between kurmi and koeri, but he will caste his vote. Even after Election Commission claims of curbing expenses, one expense is taking a procession from village to village. And no the people in the procession are not necessarily supporters or party workers, they are paid labour. In the local election a husband was paid Rs 500 per day while his wife was paid Rs 250 to walk with a flag for 20 kms. The problem arose when the wifey asked the husband to vote for the typewriter ! The husband said why should I vote for typewriter, I will vote for kabootar only (pigeon)! They had both campaigned for two different candidates. A near divorce.....

Tuesday, December 6, 2022

Free Ka Shaadi !

Marriage rates vary from state to state in India and I think in Bihar the rates are on the higher side. I'm not talking about the wedding party. I'm talking about the dowry rates. And dowry does not spare even the poor. Although dowry is legally banned in India the law is broken 200 per cent. Like my farm labourer went to Uttar Pradesh to search for a groom for her daughter because there the dowry is less. But someone suggested going further to Rajasthan if she wanted a groom for free! So she took a train to Rajasthan and after some searching she did find the groom for free... bilkul muft. And within days her daughter was married. The woman labourer returned home to Bihar quite happy. The happiness lasted for a few months only. She has not been turning up for work for a few days now. On inquiry I was told, "Uske beti ko bhoot pakar liya hai. " (A ghost has entered her daughter.....) "Free ka shaadi aur kaisa hoga? " I am quite certain Rajasthan mein Old India ka ghost hoga. New India ka bhoot to Dilli mein rehta hai !