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Thursday, October 28, 2010
Gayane Chichakyan - Russia's New Face
By Manuwant Choudhary
The girl in the photo isn't my new girlfriend, she is Gayane Chichakyan - Russia's new face.
Forget Putin and the Russian politicians if you want to understand the changes in Russia and how it views the world you have to watch RT or Russia Today.
Gayane is a reporter with RT based in Moscow and she represents a new Russia - young, glamorous and sensitive.
RT in its slick presentation is a challenge to BBC and CNN...many of their reporters are US educated and their interviews out of Washington are indepth and reflect `the other side' something western media dont want the world to know about.
The Ayalona Show is a huge success, although Ayalona has a socialist slant its well presented with an intelligent humour.
The RT website is also viewer friendly with a live feed. Where else can u get a story on how America's FBI manufactures terrorists, or how Singapore's land mass has grown by 20 pre cent in 50 years by sandfilling, or how spam has been reduced by 50 billion spams after the arrest of a single spammer!
CNN has also become a spam...with Sarah Snider insisting India's growth rate is amazing at 9 per cent....like Viagra!
And with the BBC budget being cut wonder whats going to happen to news.
Forget Indian journalism, we are just crude immitations of the western media.
Do we make people think?
George Watts is RTs interpretor and translator - a Canadian - he lives in Moscow for many years. Once when he drove around Moscow many years ago a policeman stopped his car and asked him where he was from. When he replied he was from Canada the policeman questioned "What a Canadian spy?"
George replied yes he was a spy.
The policeman waived a hand "Go away, go away."
George says he is still trying to figure out why the cop let him go!
Ofcourse, RT does have old Soviet hands whose On Air Talent is only to ridicule America but its fun to watch.
Coming back to Gayane Chichakyan...she says her life as a reporter has been a rollercoster ride..seeing places she would never see..meeting people she would otherwise never meet...comparing reporters to doctors who generally get called in when something terrible happens. But she adds, "We also get called when something good happens."
Tuesday, October 26, 2010
The Crocodile & The Dragon!
By Manuwant Choudhary
The Bhutanese king Jigme Khesar Namgyal Wangchuck's visit to Ranthambore isn't news...whats making news on Indian television is that soon after the monarch emerges from his helicopter in his traditional Kho at the Shergarh helipad at Sawaimadhopur...an Indian ghariyaal (crocodile) slips under the monarch's helicopter and it took the security personnel some shooing away to get the crocodile back into the nearby pond.
Just wonder why the crocodile chose to take shelter under the helicopter?
Indian reporters were worried as to what would happen if the King stepped onto the crocodile.
I had no such worry since I know he is a brave young monarch from the land of the Dragon!
Yet, I would be worried if the young monarch came in close proximity with our Indian politicians. Thankfully, all our Rahuls are busing campaigning in Bihar.
Yet, this got me thinking whether our Indian crocodile a distant cousin of the Dragon?
Did the crocodile want to enter the Kings helicopter and fly to Bhutan?
Or was it just trying to get some idea about Bhutan's Gross National Happiness.
Indian reporters who generally shout and scream at every little episode have no clue.
No Barkha Dutt around for this story.
My guess is simple the crocodile wanted some of the royal cuisine of red rice, red chilli and red meat..kept in the helicopter.
Any guesses?
Sunday, October 24, 2010
Electing Scums Is Too Expensive!
By Manuwant Choudhary
I am not one of them who celebrate the largeness of Indian democracy I'd vote for quality anyday but it is shocking enough to see so many scums get elected in our democracy that we overlook the monetary costs involved in the exercise.
For the past two weeks all economic activity has come to a halt in Bihar - the reason being the government seizes any transport vehicle that ply on our roads. Vehicles are seized even when not needed.
I am not getting into the costs involved in the shutdown of a state for the sake of elections and the human costs involved.
Just take the basic costs involved in the actual conduct of the polls and you will see that this democracy is too expensive and just as our Netas neglected roads and bridges in the country they have in their 60 years not been able to come up with fresh ideas on how to vote with the minimum costs.
At a single booth there is one polling officer who is paid Rs.2500, plus three polling agents each of whom get Rs.1500. This totals to Rs.7,000/- If you include the costs of policemen then you could add another 23000 rupees per booth. So roughly Rs.30,000 per booth is a conservative estimate. If there are more than a 1000 voters in a booth then the number of officers increase.
With 200 booths in every assembly constituency this cost goes upto 6000000/- rupees.
Each political party is required to have a polling representative at every booth. If they are paid as low as Rs.3000 then each party spends Rs.600000 for 200 booths per constituency. If there are ten parties they together spend 6000000/- rupees in each constituency.
So, the government and the political parties spend 1,20,00,000 in each constituency.
Bihar has 243 assembly constituencies so this figure goes up to 2916000000/- rupees.
Thats the simple arithmetic just for polling day.
This does not include the cost of vehicles and the fuel they burn, the cost of Observers (who spend more than they observe), the 13 helicopters of the political leaders parked in the Patna hangar, the cost of campaigning for a month by political parties, the bribes paid to officials and the police and the agents and the voters.
And to top it all the Indian government offers a food subsidy of 80,000 crore rupees to woo Bihar voters.
The Election Commission sits in New Delhi but does not say this violates the Code of Conduct. Couldn't the announcements wait till Bihar elections were over?
For the Congress they had to offer cheap food if they are to beat Nitish Kumar's free bicycles !
All news channels have announced their exit polls despite the Code of Conduct.
So who is the Code of Conduct really for? One voter called me up the other day and said, "The only people who lose due to the Code of Conduct are the poor rikshaw-wallahs and the thelawallahs and the bannerwallahs....just the poor who suffer because of the control on campiagning.
The money which would go to the poorest in past elections has simply stopped going to them and then Rahul Gandhi flies in by a chopper and says Bihar's poor remain poor.
The one's who make money are helicopter owners, the political touts, the government officials, the paramilitary (who should be in Kashmir not Bihar), the police, the District Magistrate.
And the candidates are simply scums.
Like one independent candidate campaign on a rikshaw said, "Are jo chatai par nahin bol sakta, jo chauki par khara hokar nahin bol sakta woh assembly mein kya bolega...issliye aap mombattee chaap par vote den."
(If they cannot speak on a straw mat, and they cannot speak from a cot..then how can you expect them to speak in the assembly...Vote for the Candle!"
In this age of innvovations and technology I wonder why our software engineers only cater for solutions to US corporates. Or why a Nandan Nilekani is wasting India's precious resources for a Unique Number.
Our scientists only want to become rocket scientists so they can occupy the big bhawan of Kalam...they have no solutions for our democracy or the right to recall.
Sunday, October 17, 2010
Not Ram, My Janmabhoomi (Place of Birth)
By Manuwant Choudhary
Forget Ram Janmabhoomi - a few days ago I visited my Janmabhoomi after many years - Laherisarai in Darbhanga.
Its even mentioned on my passport.
My mothers father Sheetal Prasad Sinha was a doctor and he studied medicine in England in British times, returned to India in a ship during the Second World War and on a hissy radio relatives heard his ship being bombed by the Germans. Everyone considered him dead.
But suddenly to everyone's joy he returned to Bihar.
He was originally from Bhagalpur and his grandfather was a rebel in the 1857 War of Independence.
The British would often adopt and isolate the rebels family members to quell dissent but they did not send them to prison or torture them, instead they educated them.
So his father learnt English and went on to become a police officer (in those days this was rare) and Sheetal Prasad Sinha became a brilliant student earning scholarships to go to England.
He moved to Darbhanga and joined the Darbhanga Medical College Hospital. He was the personal physician to the Maharaja of Darbhanga and the royals of Nepal.
I never saw my Nanaji. He died young at 55.
But he was a genuis and I meet people..even the poor even now who remember him. They have named a road after him.
My maternal uncles younger brother Baikunth Mishra - a pathologist - is our only link to Darbhanga now.
The Maharaja is gone - his palaces siezed by the Indian government - a few converted to poorly maintained universities and left to decay.
Darbhanga is perhaps the worst victim of socialism. The Maharaja of Darbhanga was a great capitalist with businesses across India - jute, sugar, paper, a newspaper, homes in New Delhi, Bombay, Kolkata, London. But he was not a real Maharaja - just a zamindar but he got the title since he was richer than most of India's kings.
Darbhanga during the Raj era was the Golden period - viceroys dined and danced in his palaces. He had his own aiplane, a fleet of cars, his own special train - the train would pull up at his portico in his palace. Incredible!
The King of Nepal borrowed his Calcutta home often.
But what was the greatest was his philanthropy. Many universities in eastern India were actually his palaces.
Its all gone. Destroyed by the socialist leaders of India.
Maharajadhiraja Sir Kameshawar Singh actually foresaw what would happen to Bihar and India.
In the Constituent Assembly of India on the Abolition of Zamindari he opposed the nature of Article 24. This was proposed by Jawaharlal Nehru - India's Prime Minister - himself.
The Maharajah told the assembly "It gave me a rude shock when I read the ammendment proposed by no less a person than our Prime Minister..."
"By excluding two classes of legislations from law courts, is it not admitted by the authors of this ammendment that the provisions of these legislations are so unjust and improper that they cannot stand the scrutiny of the Law courts."
"I would humbly entreat the supporters of the ammendments not to introduce the vicious principles in the Constitution. If they do so, what at present is misfortune for some of us, may be a misfortune for the country as a whole."
When we see farmers lands being taken over by governments in Uttar Pradesh, Singur and Nandigram...one cannot help see the Maharajah's prophecy come true.
Today Indian politics is based on caste, crime , criminals and corruption....this formula is become the new religion.
Not Ram.
But my birthplace is today a modern hospital where hunderds of poor people coming everyday to recover. As I saw the glass building and my uncle's large house with a large lawn I jokingly told him I had won an important case. He asked which one.
I replied, "Allahabad High Court - the one on Ram Janmabhoomi. This is my Janmabhommi."
We both laughed.
Somehow visiting my janmabhoomi reminded me of one of India's best mystic poets - Kabir.
India's politicians do not talk about him.
Kabir was born at Benares to Muslim parents six hundred years ago in 1398 AD. He lived for 120 years and is said to have relinquished his body in 1518.
Legend has it that Kabir wanted to become a follower of a great Hindu saint Ramananda...who accepted disciples other than Hindus only once in a year. Kabir took his chance and fell at his feet. The Guru Ramanand saw Kabir wrtitten on his hands in Persian..picked up the boy and took him to his ashram. Many hindu students left his ashram but Ramanand did not throw out Kabir. Its said that when Kabir got enlightenment it was only then that his teacher too got enlightened.
Kabir never gave up his daily life or lived like an ascetic - he was a weaver by profession, married, had children and lived in the market.
Yet, his dohas (two liners) are better than any tweets you see on the net.
The ancient tweets are his dohas and in its two lines he tells you more than entire ancient epics.
He is revered by Hindus. Muslims and Sikhs (who regard his as important as their own ten Gurus).
The most famous strory is how Kabir was banished by the then Muslim rulers after complaints by conservative religious men...and as Kabir travelled around the country with his band of followers - he died near Gorakhpur in Uttar Pradesh. And his follwers started fighting.
His Hindu followers wanted to cremate his body while the Muslims wanted to bury.
Just then Kabir appeared to them and asked them to lift the veil that covered the dead body.
When they lifted the cloth - they found flowers instead.
Hindus took half the flowers and cremated it..while the Muslims took the other half and buried it.
A sample doha of Kabir When You Were Born...
"Jab tu aaye jagat mein sab hanse tu roye,
aisee karnee na kar ki jab jaye tab sab hanse."
(Translation)
When you were born in this world everyone laughed while you cried
Do not conduct yourself in such a manner that everyone laughs when when you are gone......
Sunday, October 3, 2010
Kaun Banega Arabpati?
By Manuwant Choudhary
In Bihar no one is interested in Amitabh Bachchan's Kaun Banega Crorepati....with state elections around the corner they are more interested in Kaun Banega Arabpati.
Yesterday, Congresss workers attacked the Bihar State Congress President Nawab Mehboob Alii Qaiser as he returned from New Delhi...they manhandled him and even attacked his vehicle...Qaiser just managed to get away.
Congress workers are angry because they paid Rs.50 lakhs for a Congress ticket and yet their bids were unsuccessful!
Today they have locked up the main gate of Sadaqat Ashram - the Congress Party headquarters.
In the BJP - the party with a difference- workers ransacked the state office in broad daylight..breaking chairs and tables..assaulting office bearers of the Parrrrrrrrty.
Patna's streets are dangerous these days - the party goons are roaming all over.
By comparison Laloo's RJD seems quiet..except for RJD politicians deserting the ship.
Somehow RJD is becoming a goonless party as former chief minister Rabri Devi's goon brothers have quit the RJD. Sadhu Yadav has joined the Congress and Subhash is still trying. No one is willing to even take him despite Laloo wishing his salaas well, "Abhee unka phoolne phalne ka samai hai."
Nitish Kumar's Janata Dal (United) is anything but united. Every public meeting of Nitish Kumar becomes a free for all, just like the free for all in the Bihar assembly.
So I would like to inform Mr. Amitabh Bachan that at least from Bihar no one is interested in Kaun Banega Crorepati! (Who Wants To Be a Millionaire?
Instead I invite him to have his show outside the Bihar assembly for Bihar's politicians only.
The questions will be?
1) Which state is Loknayak Jaiprakash Narayan from?
2) Who is the chief minister of Bihar?
3) Dr. Manmohan Singh is the Prime Minister of which country.
And all winners would get their crores here with a rider that they will not attempt at getting themselves elected and a promise that they will spare the country.
This is a story about the great Indian loot.
But what is the corruption rate in Bihar? Something you will not get under the Right To Information.
Just yesterday a clerk of the Superintendant of police at Muzaffarpur was caught with Rs.3 crore in his home.
Nitish Kumar's government has spent some 13,000 crore rupees without a bill to back them!
To transfer a jail superintendant the going rate is Rs.12 lakh...(it may have increased even as I write)
To transfer an IAS it is a crore!
Three years ago Bihar did not have a single expensive car on its roads ..now Pajero's are common..except their occupants are special - bearded goons!
Sushashan or Shoe-shashan - you decide.
DO NOT VOTE IF YOU LOVE INDIA.
Friday, October 1, 2010
India Becomes A Hindu Rashtra
By Manuwant Choudhary
I am not sure about others...but I felt uneasy last night and could not sleep and this morning it became absolutely clear to me that India is now a Hindu Rashtra - its official - the country's High Court has given its approval.
So now we are not just a socialist country where liberals cannot contest elections but also a Hindu Rashtra where the beliefs of the majority matter and need no evidence but the beliefs of minorities need actual evidence.
At least thats what I get from the synopsis of the three-judge bench which heard the Ayodhya case.
Yes the `Allah-a-bad' judgement ignores Allah and is a bad judgement.
A court saying that Ram was born here because most Hindus think so goes against reason.
From my understanding the court could not find a clear title-holder to the said 2.7 acre land but they arriving at certain conclusions only on the basis of possession of land by warring parties is questionable.
It also suggests and encourages land-grabbers to capture land whose title may be in dispute.
So the Hanuman mandirs you see across India alongside national highways are also legal.
I am not against Ram or Hanuman.
In fact I have my own Ram temple - a temple built by my grandfather in red sandstone - but the political events in India make it clear that India has not gone the Ram way but the Pakistan way.
The current High Court judgement is straight out of a BJP manifesto and its no surprise the BJP leaders are smiling.
But this does not help India or South Asia...
My readers would note that I have been writing against India's judiciary quite frequently over the past few months and this latest judgement on Ayodhya confirms my worst fears.
Just been reading a book by eminent lawyer Fali Nariman `Before Memory Fades' where he mentions a facade at the Bombay High Court of at least six figures of justice in caricature depicting human failings in the ideal of justice with judges sitting in judgement with swords in one hand, face with bandages...with one eye shut the other open....
Mr. Nariman writes, "The facial expression is that of a person - seemingly drunk, with power, liquor or corruption (you can take your pick) - grinning away with sly satisfaction. Did the architect (and designer of those images) anticipate the decline and fall in judicial standards in course of time, or did he only portray the justice delivery system during the entire course of human history?
We shall never know!"
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