👩 Womania Cops!

Bihar has the highest crime rate in the country but increasing the police personnel has not reduced crime. The other day I happened to visit the thana and the police inspector looked pretty worried Just that morning a dead body had been found floating in the river. What complicated the matter was the dead person was a dalit - a Paswan. So the village mukhiya was called and he brought the wife of the deceased to tell the police that its a case of suicide. There was a police woman too in the thana. She looked pretty stern but her hair was long and sexy, freshly shampooed. Then another woman cop entered the office. She had returned from patrol duty. The two officers spoke to each about their hair. The one who returned from patrol duty said she has lost most of her hair in the sun and now she does yoga kapalbhaati to save what remains. The cop with the long hair told her how life is so tough... everytime she enters the thana premises birds shit on her hair. Bird Droppings! The first cop quipped, Do you know if a bird drop falls on your head your wishes are fulfilled. They both smiled. Just then a local journalist turned up and said the Paswan had been murdered. The inspector got real worried about how things were turning. To make matters worse the RAF had fished the body out of the river but instead of sending it for a post mortem had dumped it outside the thana Soon a crowd gathered and the women cops looked shit scared....perhaps they had never seen a dead body.....