Since Narendra Modi has miserably failed in driving the Chinese out from our borders, I have a novel suggestion.
On how to drive the Chinese out without firing a single bullet.
Just place thousands of loudspeakers across the Line of Actual Control and get Biharis for free to do Ashtjaam!
Now what's an Ashtjaam?
An ashtjaam is like repeating Sita Ram non stop night and day for eight full days over loudspeakers.
Of course to do this the money is collected from villagers and anyone passing through the village by simply erecting a bamboo barrier.
India's noise pollution levels must be the highest in the world.
Moradabad in Uttar Pradesh recorded the second highest noise pollution level in the world with 116 decibels!
Even in industrial cities the maximum permissible limit is 75 decibels.
For residential areas it is 55 decibels during the day and 45 decibels during the night.
And although the Central Pollution Control Board has introduced fines ranging from Rs 1000 to one lakh rupees, these are rarely enforced.
In Hindu Rashtra the only action ever taken is on mosques using loudspeakers.
From Ganpati festival in Mumbai to Durga puja in the north Hindus can have as many loudspeakers as they want.
And no action will ever be taken.
Just like the burqa !
1 comment:
Very noval idea....
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