The other day I went bag shopping in Patna. So far I have only purchased three bags in my life so you can see I am quite particular about my bags.
And one backpack was a gift by Omega during my reporting days.
But I much prefer the sling office bags, not the laptop bags you get these days.
Benetton did have those bags earlier.
Rockport bags are the best, nicely padded and long lasting. But the only Rockport showroom in Patna shut down 20 years ago.
My last bag was from Blackberry and it served me well.
Patna has a swanky new mall now so I went to check out American tourister...
The salesman was helpful but I could not get what I wanted.
So he asked me the purpose of my bag.
I explained, "It should be big enough for files that bring down governments. "
He smiled, "Sir, yahan toh sarkar khud gir jaatee hai. Aur phir ban bhee jaatee hai !"
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THE STORY IS THAT THE INDIAN SUPREME COURT HAS PUT THE 1ST NAIL IN THE COFFIN OF CHAIWALA
ELECTORAL BOND SCAM !
QUESTION IS – HOW CAN IN LA-LA BANANA REPUBLIC OF HINDOOSTHAN – COULD SUCH A LAW BE PASSED ?
NETAS IN LOK SABHA WILL PASS ANY LAW !
COMPANIES ACT HAS LIMITS ON LOANS,INVESTMENTS,DONATIONS – BUT NOT ON EB ! HOW COULD SUCH A LAW BE PASSED ?
THEREFORE,INDIAN LAWS SHOULD NOT BE FOLLOWED ! THEY ARE GARBAGE !
IF EB NAMES ARE DISCLOSED – THEN SO SHOULD THE NAMES OF THE DONORS, AT ALL HINDOO TEMPLES IN CASH AND IN KIND ! dindoooohindoo
ONLY A FOOL WILL THINK THAT NON CASH PAYMENT FOR EB BONDS KEEPS NAME OF DONORS SECRET ! THE BONDS HAVE AN INVISIBLE CODE LIKE ON THE US 100 USD LINCOLN BILL !
DISCLOSING NAME OF BUYER OF EB IS OF NO USE !
A BUYS EB OF 1000 CRORES AND DISCLOSES HIS NAME AND GIVES BOND TO BJP
BUT A WAS PAID RS 1100 CRORES, IN CASH, BY B, TO BUY THE BONDS !
SOLUTION IS TO STATE FUNDING OF “ALL PARTIES”,WITH 0.1% PER CENT VOTE SHARE !
VERSE 1 - WHY WAS EB STARTED ?
NOT TO STOP BLACK MOENY ! 20000 OR EVEN 2000000 CRORES IS A TADPOLE IN A SEA !
AS I SAID `- BUYER OF EB IS A SHELL COMPANY !
EB IS A BEARER NBOND AND THEN THAT BOND IS GIVEN TO ADA - WHO GIVES IT TO BJP WHO ENCASHES IN IN 2 WEEKS ! ADA IS ON RECORDS ! END OF STORY !
SO THIS IS ALL BULLSHIT !
THE REAL REASONS ARE 2 !
1- BANIA JAIN PANDIT PARTY - BJP - WANTED TO GIVE A TAX REBATE ON A BRIBE ! SO CAME THIS SCHEME !
ADA GIVES RS 10000 CRORES TO BJP ! ADA USES A SHELL COMPANY WITH A LOSS IN INDIA TO BUY THE BREARR BONDS ! NOW THAT SHELL COMPANY HAS RS 10000 CRORES TAX ASSESSED LOSS. THE SHELL GIVES THE BOND TO BJP AND BJ ENCASHES THE SAME.
AFTER 3 YEARS ADA ACQUIRES THE SHELL AND SETS OFF THE TAX LOSS - SO A GAIN OF RS 3000 CRORES !
THE 2ND REASON !
BANIA SCUM PARTY REALISED IN 2018 THAT THE DAYS OF USING BHANG AND MOON SHINE TO BUY VOTES ARE OVER ! NOW YOU NEED A MEDIA PROPOGANDA BLITZ ! FOR THAT YOU NEED BILLIONS IN USD ! IN WHITE !
AS CEC WILL CHECK THE NEWS ADVERTS AND ASK THE MEDIA FOR THR SOURCE OF FUNDS ! FOR BANIA BJP TO PAY BANIA ZEE - BANIO BJP NEEDS WHITE MONEY ! BUT THE BJP WANTS A SCHEME WHERE THE WHITE MONEY COMES ONLY TO BJP -SO THEY CHOOSE SBI WHICH REPORTS CONGRESS FUNDINGG TO BJP - AND TEHN BJP SENDS THE ED AND DRI !~
SO CONRESS HAS NO MEDIA POWER ! CONGI USES SOCIAL MEDIA - WHCIH IS USELESS !
NOW COMES THE POLL RALLIES ! FOR THAT CASH IS REQUIRED NOT WHITE MONEY ! THERE CHAIWALA USED DEMO TO WIPE OUT THE CASH AND WILL SCRAP THE RS 2000 NOTE SOON !
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BUT THE MOST IMPORTANT REASON WHICH EVEN THE JUDGES OF HE APEX COURT MISSED - AS THEY DO NOT KNOW THE VERMINS THAT EXIST IN THE BJP !
ADA USES A LOSS MAKING SHELL ,TO BUY 10000 CRORES BONDS .SHELL COMPANT GIVES BONDS TO ADA WHO GIVES IT TO BJP
NOW THE BIONDS ARE ENCASHED BY BJP
ADA BUYS SHELL IN MERGER,AFTER 2 YEARS ,AND SO,CLAIMS THE TAX REBATE,ON RS 10000 CRORES
NOW BJP NEEDS 7000 CRORES IN WHIITE,AND CASH IN BLACK, OF RS 3500 CRORES FOR 2024 POLLS
SO BJP USES THE EXCESS OF RS 3000 CRORES IN EB (IN WHITE), TO CONVERT THE RS 3500 CRORES IN BLACK INTO WHITE !
SO BJP GIVES THE RS 3500 CRORES IN CASH TO ADA FOR THE EXCESSS RS 3000 CRORES OF EB (AND BJP KEEPS THE EXCESS RS 3000 CRORES)
BIP HAS WASHED ITS CASH AT THE RATE OF 12% - AND ADA WILL COMVERT THE RS 3500 CRORES INTO WHTE AT NIL COST USING HIS "AGRI BUSINESS",AND THEN,REPEAT THE EB AGAIN AND AGAIN !
SO ADA PAYS 10000 CRORES - GETS TAX GAIN OF 3000 CRORES + 3500 CRORES IN CASH !
WIN WIN ! FOR BJP AND ADA ! THE BALANCE 3500 CRORES , ADA WILL DO 1O MORE CHURNS OF EB TO RECOVER RS 3500 CRORES ! SO ADA MAKES 3000 CRORES TAX GAIN OR NIL NET INVESTMENT !
HOW DID THE SHELL GET 10000 CRORES ? FROM A MAURITIUS FUND AS A SHARE CAPITAL "ENTRY" ! WHO OWNS THE FUND ? THE "REAL OWNER"
VEDIC MATHS !
THAT IS THE GAME ! REAL GAME !
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