Sunday, July 4, 2010

Being A Page 3 Photographer


By Manuwant Choudhary

Forget Delhi and Bombay if you want to be on Page 3 you should head to Bangalore, yes you got that right not Bengaluru ...thats what it is called by the saffron brigade who attack women in public only because they drink alcohol.

I first visited Bangalore in 1994 as a reporter with the Afternoon Despatch & Courier, Bombay. We were invited to cover a very important technological development in the country - the launch of pagers !

Bangalore airport then could be any other airport...Patna..Guwahati....Bagdogra....but girls welcomed us at the airport with red roses in their hands as we were taken to stay at the Taj.

We saw how pagers were going to change the way India is run and we also saw how a single company made it possible for women to do night shifts without fear. Company buses would take them home at any hour under full security.

But Bangalore was still a very sleepy town...all the desire was on Mahatma Gandhi Road (MG Road)...the rest of Bangalore could be like Benares or Patna.

I loved the stay at the Taj and hoped that more Pagers would come to India so journos like us could get more junkets.

I recall I was the only journalist who actually wrote an article on the visit.

Pagers are history.

This time however I was invited by a friend who was to celebrate his 40th birthday. Not having wished him for 40 years I decided to fly to Bangalore.

A swanky new airport and a dedicated corridor to take people to the city without road hold-ups is a plus and one feels it is possible to change India.

But Bangalore has changed already and it has lead the technological leap in India. Plus the launch of two airlines by men who live here shows the city has an energy of its own. Deccan by C Y Gopinath and Kingfisher by Vijay Mallya - the King of Good Times.

But the Bangalore Metro is not underground. They have built a huge concrete flyover..bang in the middle of MG Road..over which the train would run...completely overshadowing posh MG Road.

My friends birthday bash was at a place called `Opus' a local club...where they serve food and drinks and it has live musical programs.

His wife is a pilot with Kingfisher so the crowd would generally be pilots, airhostesses, aircrew, relatives and business associates and my task was to take their photos with a powerful Nikon.

As the gliterati arrived I took a few photos...when suddenly I noticed I had competition...another photographer grabbed a few quick shots and introduced himself as a photographer with Indian Expresss..thanked us profusely and ran out saying we would see the photo tomorrow on Page 3.

And then I noticed there were a battery of photographers from all the national newspapers - their editors had all sent them for Page 3 photos!

But what exactly is a Page 3 photo. Well, the shorter the skirt the better the photo. Simple.

I now understand why even Bollywood actresses wear less and less these days...look at Deepika Padukone.

So I had the most interesting job - Being a Page 3 photographer - some women love it...others hate it...and some run away from it only to be drenched by 40 bottles of champagne!

But there are perils in being a Page 3 photographer...men steal each others wives..but one thing they are still scared of is being on Page 3...so they would even attack a Page 3 photographer.

A walk on MG Road...coffee and dinner at `The Only Place Restaurant' and the beautiful weather makes Bangalore a worthwhile destination. Forget the Sri Ram Sene, being in Bangalore and meet up with so many pilots and my autopilot friend who can never grow old is worth it.

How else could I have seen a pretty 21 year old pilot who cant drive a car!

Sunday, June 27, 2010

"Humko Gas Ho Gaya Hai", Laloo Prasad Yadav.


By Manuwant Choudhary

A local businessman spent three full months getting Bihar's former chief minister Laloo Prasad Yadav to agree to inaugurate a small shop on Patna's main exhibition road.

The invitation cards were ready and guests invited by the young shopkeeper for whom Lalooji coming to inaugurate his shop was like getting Shakira to dance at the Soccer World Cup.

On the final day the ribbons were placed, the scissors polished and garlands bought from Mahavir Mandir, when the shopkeeper went to Laloo's house to remind the `leader' to his shock he found Laloo sitting without even a kurta and curtly asked him. "Kya Hai (What do you want?"

The shopkeeper replied, "Sirr, sab ready hai..bus aapkaa intezaar hai." (Everything is ready...we are waiting for just you."

Laloo grumbles rubbing his stomach, "Aaj to nahin jaoonga..Gas Ho Gaya Hai."

Postscript: Ofcourse, ten minutes later Laloo did inaugurate the shop.

But don't all Indian politicians suffer from `Gas'?

Thursday, March 18, 2010

Looking Beyond The Battle Of The Sexes



Political Reservation for Women?

By Barun S. Mitra

It was to be a historic day. Monday, 8 March 2010, was the centenary of the International Women’s Day. And the governing coalition in India wanted to present the country with a constitutional amendment to empower women, by reserving 33% of the seats for women in national and state legislatures. At the end of the day, the Law Minister acknowledged that it was national day of shame, as a few unruly MPs in Parliament, particularly in the Rajya Sabha, the upper house, created such a ruckus that the house had to be adjourned six times without conducting much business.
The bill was adopted in the Rajya Sabha the next day, with the government promising to bring further amendments to the bill. But it has also exposed the widening gap within the governing allies, and it is likely to be a close race in the Lok Sabha, the lower house. Increasing women’s participation in politics sounds like a fine idea in principle. But its implementation would have grave consequences for the country’s quality of governance and political culture.
Disrupting the proceedings in the legislator has become a routine by political leaders of all hues over the past quarter century. Now, a constitutional amendment is being attempted with the aim of transforming Indian politics that would only further distort and disrupt the democratic process in the largest democracy in the world.

On the face of it, there seems to be a super majority in the Parliament for the women’s reservation bill, with some of the dominant parties on both sides of the political divide agreeing to support the bill. And the political leadership of the governing and oppositions formation, have also expressed a desire to have a political debate in Parliament on such an important constitutional amendment rather than having it passed by sheer numerical strength of the parties in the legislature.

But over the years, parliamentary debates have been devalued to the extent that on most important issues debates have become irrelevant. This is a consequence of the anti-defection law which was passed by the Congress government of Rajiv Gandhi in 1986, when it had an unprecedented majority in Parliament. Under this law, a legislator can afford to defy his party’s whip on any specific legislative business, only at the cost of getting disqualified from the house itself.

The Parliament is the supreme forum where debates are supposed to be free and frank, enlightening the august members and the citizens of the different perspectives and priorities. And for the debates to be meaningful, it is imperative that members have the freedom to change their mind if they are persuaded by evidence and arguments placed by others. But if an honest change of mind leads to possible disqualification from house itself, then it is not a surprise that debates have been completely devalued. And if arguments are not the preferred weapon in the debating chamber of Parliament, then strong arm tactics, such as muscle and lung power become the inevitable tool to register one’s protest, and disrupt the proceedings. Numbers in the legislature has become the most dominant aspect of democracy, not quality of political debates. Not surprising, the politics has lost its shine!

It was believed that the anti-defection law would help restore respect for political principles and bring discipline to political parties; instead, it has led to empowering the party leadership, and making a mockery of parliamentary procedures.

Almost twenty-five years later, a ruling coalition again led by the Congress party is bearing the fruits of that most anti-democratic constitutional amendment. And it has happened, over another piece of constitutional amendment, where the good intention of encouraging greater participation of women in high political office, is being touted as sufficient condition for changing the constitution. But the road to hell is often paved with good intention!

The underlying hypocrisy of this amendment and the way it has been pushed has all been thoroughly exposed.

First, on the face of it, there is apparently wide support among major political parties on the question of women’s participation in politics. At the same time, there is a wide spread belief, that there are many members of Parliament cutting across party lines who are apprehensive of the consequences of this amendment. Nor can the opposition to the bill be explained away by merely pointing to vested interest among the male members of Parliament.

Because, if there is indeed such a political and social support for greater participation of women in politics, then nothing prevented political parties to choose more women candidates, and also nominate more women from constituencies where each party has stronger presence, enabling more women to enter the legislation. In that case, there would be hardly any reason for any constitutional amendment to achieve this goal.

But the parties don’t give tickets to too many women, because not many women are seen to be able to win election on their own strength.

Secondly, it is believed that giving women greater participation will somehow change the status of women in the country. It is another story, that having one of the first women Prime Ministers in the world, in the mid-1960s, did not really change the fortune of women in India. Some of the worst forms of discrimination and deprivation of women continue to take place, with not many politically active women raising their voice against the daily atrocities.

Thirdly, there are women leaders like Jayalalithaa in Tamil Nadu, and Mamata Banerjee in West Bengal, who have been able to come up on their own on the political map of the country, in the existing political environment through persistence and political acumen. D Then there are others Sushma Swaraj, Vasundhara Raje, Brinda Karat, and others who have left their mark. And of course, there is Sonia Gandhi, who despite the family name, had to struggle to revive the political fortunes of her party. None of these women, quite like their eminent predecessors in politics, from history and pre-Independent India, needed political reservation to find their own space. So, in the name of empowering women, this bill is actually is very paternalistic, perpetuating the belief that women cannot make it in politics on their own.

Fourthly, the bill raises a fundamental question about the nature of India’s representative democracy. If the reservation of constituencies for SC and STs were considered a temporary anomaly necessary to correct some historic wrong, the reservation for a section of the population, the women, inevitably undermines the first past the post (FPTP) election system that India had adopted. The bill raises the prospect of fundamentally moving India towards a proportional representation system dividing the population on sectional lines. This would be a fundamental change from the basic design of the constitution, and the debates in the constituent assembly, when the notion of separate electorate was debated and rejected.

In the FPTP system, with constituencies inhabited by great diversity of people, with different ethnic, religious, caste, linguistic, and other sectional fractures, every candidate has to try and build a social and political coalition in their constituencies, in order to win the support of sufficiently diverse population, and to have a reasonable chance of winning the election. This is because no sectional group enjoys complete dominance in any constituency. It is this tendency to merge the sectional divide among the population that has been the hall mark of Indian democracy, where diversity has only strengthened the political institutions.

If India is to tread the path towards ensuring representation according to the diversity of the population, by adopting a kind of proportional electoral system, then the social coalition will inevitably breakdown, leading to increased political instability. The demand for sectional quota within the women’s quota is a logical demand in that direction. And the next step could be to demand political reservation for men as well, along sectional lines.

That would be the end of the idea of India, and such a direction should not be attempted without a complete constitutional review and require rewriting the basic premise of the constitution.

Fifth, it is said that there is a potential political dividend by giving greater space for women, and women as a class would vote enmass for parties that support that section. This is vote bank politics at its worst, and is completely futile. Sectional mobilization has rarely worked politically, and could never be sustained.

The BSP has had to broaden its base from the narrow caste base of dalits, in order to have a realistic chance of winning at the election. The BJP realized that mobilizing on the Hindu identity is not an assured recipe for political success, although over 80% of the country men may profess to follow that broad religion. Likewise, there is no national constituency for women, just as there is none for men! Mrs Indira Gandhi lost the election in 1977, despite being projected as the goddess Durga. And the 18 month emergency rule only exposed the dictatorial trait in her leadership. Being a woman leader was of little consolation to the population, in a country where half the population is necessarily women.

Sixth, from the past political experience, it is clear that reserving seats for SC and STs did not lead to the development of authentic political leadership within those communities. In deed, it led to the creation of a generation of leaders who were pliable and dedicated more to the party than to the people. The leadership among some of the other historically oppressed sections of society emerged as they mobilized politically, and not because of any reservation, and created their own political territories.

This of course raises the question, if the social situation is not really conducive for political reservation for women, if the electoral outcome are not really assured, if the constitutional implications are grave, if in any case, the political parties are free on their own to promote greater participation of women in politics without any change in the law, why is there such a demand for reservation for women in legislature?

Just as a bikini hides more than it reveals, the women’s reservation bill has masked the most fundamental, but politically incorrect aspect of this constitutional amendment.

Everyone agrees that the proposal will significantly change the political contour of India. At one stroke, by rotating the constituencies reserved for women, an enormous political churning will be triggered. Powerful political leaders, legislators who may have nurtured their constituencies seriously for years, will be undermined at a stroke. At one level, this will reduce political accountability, since, most of the 2/3 of the sitting members of the legislature may have to surrender their seats, under a rotational reservation for women. In effect this will disempower the voter, and reduce the incentive for the elected representative to be seriously concerned with the issues affecting the constituencies. This alone could be a ground for testing the constitutionality of this amendment, because if it dilutes the idea of democratic accountability, then it could fall foul of the basic feature doctrine laid down by the Supreme Court.

There is only one set of beneficiaries in such a system where the voters are not in a position to assess the performance of their representative, and the parties have to constantly search for new candidates, where no inner party democracy prevails in the country. Consequently, the proposal to reserve and rotate a third of the legislative seats for women, is mainly an attempt by entrenched party leaders, to hide behind the fairer sex, to further empower their own authority over the lesser members of the party in the legislature. In an era of coalition politics, and fragmentation of polity, with political loyalty at a premium, this is a misguided attempt by party leaders to keep control over their flock.

If the anti-defection law introduced by Rajiv Gandhi contributed to the demise of parliamentary debate, it is indeed tragic that Sonia Gandhi is now attempting to push through a constitutional amendment that will end the character of representative democracy in India. Rajiv Gandhi’s legacy has long evaporated as the position of his party slipped. There can be no doubt that Sonia Gandhi has been able to revive the fortune of her party in the past decade. Yet she may not be able to make much political capital on this women’s reservation law, because women, like men, are unlikely to be act as a voting block. So can this really be her political legacy!

The debate in Rajya Sabha have already exposed the cross cutting line of fractures. Many of the partners of the ruling coalition have deserted the government, while many in the opposition have come to the government’s aid. And this is in the Upper House where reservation will not apply at all! This only makes the challenge in the Lok Sabha, that much greater, and may severely test the political future of the present government during the remaining four years of the term.

What was also interesting was the total absence of substance in the few hours of debate, where the details of the proposed bill were hardly discussed, as the MPs focused on rhetoric in an attempt to score political points much beyond the House. Afghanistan and Rawanda were being presented as models women’s empowerment in the India’s temple of democracy!

Rajiv Gandhi, enjoyed unprecedented majority in Parliament, and had the anti-defection amendment passed with hardly any opposition. Sonia Gandhi has now cobbled up a very unique cross party coalition, which could carry the women’s reservation bill. But constitutional democracy is not just about numerical strengths. If democracy is to be reduced only to a numbers game, then it is only a matter of time before democracy will degenerate in to mob rule. Open and unrestricted debate is the most fundamental requirement of a vibrant and plural democracy.

If the anti-defection law has undermined democracy within the legislative chambers, the rotational reservation for women, with its attendant political turnover, may undermine the democratic process outside.

At a time when the rest of the world is beginning to appreciate the democratic miracle that is India, it is indeed ironic that the political leadership in India is seeking to undermine the democratic character of the country, to further its own narrow political interest at the cost of the country.

But even the darkest clouds have some silver lining. An unintended consequence of this intended attempt to instigate greater political churning in each constituency, by the proposed system of rotation of reserved seats, may actually unleash a deeper quest for democratization at the grassroots level within political parties, as new entrants seek to establish themselves. If this happens, the political leadership at the top may get a severe jolt. But whether this will happen will only be know if it happens. Until that time, of course, the political leadership will be able to exercise a much greater control over the party.

In this apparent political battle of the sexes, symbolism has replaced substance. Political masters, unfortunately, continue to believe that women are a plaything at their hands. The more things seem to change, the more they remain the same!

Friday, February 26, 2010

ELECTRIFYING MY FARM ON BUDGET DAY

By Manuwant Choudhary

Today I have succeeded where the Indian government has failed for 60 years - providing electricity to my home, my farm.

An ingenious mechanic helped me fix a dynamo to a pump set machine. At first it seemed like trying to make an elephant dance with a mouse but it worked. As water gushed and irrigated my farm I also got electricity. I watched TV this afternoon!

Yet, I am not sitting in a fancy Delhi studio chat show on national TV discussing the didi's and dada's budget because I perhaps do not have a broad smile of Meera Sanyal - the banker - or the expert looks of a Kelkar.

But a few years ago I took this decision to resign from the Indian Liberal Group (of which I was a Life Member) following differences on their views on `The Liberal Budget' particularly their views on taxation where they held the same viewpoint as Mr. Kelkar and the Congress Party that farmers must pay income tax.

We had argued that farmers do pay income tax when they have other sources of incomes as well like a fixed deposit or rental income and in fact their agricultural income is clubbed with their other incomes.

Now I am actually growing crops this season and it further reconfirms my view that farmers should not pay taxes. There is no income.

Yet Diesel prices have been increased and its the Indian farmers who will pay more.

Why not just farmers I believe no Indian should pay any direct taxes. Look at the mess India is in. And this has nothing to do with our citizenry but everything to do with the `Gorment'.

This is budget for bankers and oil companies - gift by a banker Prime Minister.

On budget day I remember the late Nani Palkhivala and the ernestness with which he explained to the common man how the budget would rob him of his few enjoyments in life. For Palkhivala budgets were not personal on how much tax he would save or the Tata's would save but what the budget would do to the country.

As I watch TV debates today I just miss him.

Sunday, September 20, 2009

Twittering About Cattle Class & The Holy Cow



By Manuwant Choudhary

India's deputy foreign minister Sashi Tharoor is in trouble for twittering "Yes I will be travelling cattle-class...in solidarity with our Holy Cows", replying to a twitter by a fan on whether he will be travelling cattle class (third class train) to Kerala.

And the Congress Party is demanding his resignation for calling 3rd class train travellers `cattle' and the politicians of India as `The Holy Cows'.

India's Prime Minister now says it was only a joke.

And Sashi Tharoor explains that `cattle class' is an expression not to demean people who travel third class while The Holy Cow means principles and ideas that are considered `sacrosanct' and not be be challenged by anyone.

The media (Hindi and English) both simply also do not understand English and the breaking news is that Sashi Tharoor has apologised!

I'm not sure about the apology but if Tharoor has to apologise he must apologise not to the Congress Party or the politicians but to the people of India for calling third class trains `cattle class'. Its simply worse.

Mr. Tharoor as a press aide to the United Nations chief has perhaps spent too many years abroad.

I fear the idiom `cattle class' comes from the fact that it is possible to take your cattle along with you in the trains...like even goats and sheep, so abroad like in the photograph above there is space enough to take cattle in the trains but in India its simply not possible. He should have coined another `idiom' for travelling in Indian trains...`Bee Class' (see how Indians travel on the roof and even atop train engines!.

Or can you suggest a word?

India's Hindu party also tried playing the Hindu card by saying please do not insult the Cow - Our Mother!

For Cows Sake Learn English.

Monday, September 14, 2009

Ants Starve In The Prime Minister's Kitchen!


By Manuwant Choudhary

I got this unusual call, “We are ants who live in the Prime Minister’s kitchen and we would like to give you an exclusive interview.”

I said, “Where do we meet? At the Prime Minister’s Residence?”

Ant A : “No, no, you will never get past the security and besides you are not even a pretty airhostess to even get to the gates!”

Me, “Then?”

Ant A: “We can get past the security because we are tiny. I know there is a hole in the hotline cable to Pakistan PM. We will see you at the Delhi Gymkhana just opposite the PMs House.”

Me, “But journalists don’t come without getting some free booze.”

Ant A: “Ya, ya we thought about that already. We are not Congressmen. You can drink openly at the Gymkhana but you must hear our story. We are about to starve to death!.”

So as I made my way to the Delhi Gymkhana I saw Prannoy Roy, Rajdeep Sardesai, Barkha Dutt, Aroop Ghosh all outside the Prime Minister’s House waiting to get their `exclusive’ interview with the PM. I even noticed Shekhar Gupta nervously practicing his walk for his `Talk The Walk’ interview.

At the Delhi Gymkhana I got my promised drink first and then the interview.

Ant A, “We are very happy you made it. The reason why we’ve called you is that we are about to starve to death.”

Me, “But how and why? You are not some farmers in Vidarbha. You are ants and you live …welll…errr…in the Prime Ministers House.”

Ant B, “Yah it was all fine but suddenly last week things changed.”

Me. “When?”

Ant C, “When two foreign ministers S.M. Krishna and Shashi Tharoor were ordered to vacate their 5 Star rooms.”

Me. “What has that to do with ants? They were asked to vacate their 5 Star rooms because the Congress Party believes in an austerity drive….”

Ant C, “You don’t understand us. After that incident things have changed even in the Prime Minister’s kitchen. Earlier, Dr. Manmohan Singh’s wife and cooks would leave the sugar jars open and so we had no food problem. There were also sugar on the floor. But now suddenly we can’t find even one particle on the floor. What do we eat?”

Me, “Ahh, now I get it. But is it because the Prime Minister has diabetes so no sugar is allowed in the house or is it because Sugar is Gold?”

Ant B, “You should not comment about a persons health. That is a private matter. Besides, you now see how the PM is stronger than Advani."

Me, “No but even Time magazine dissected Vajpayees anatomy…from his brain to knees…what not..cover story.”

Ant C, “Yah its okay to talk about health as long as there is a public interest involved. In cour case the Prime Minister not eating sugar means we all die.”

Me, “But that is socialism. Austerity..spending less…see even Sonia Gandhi is traveling to Bombay economy class..and Rahulji takes a First Class AC train to Ludhiana (Does Ludhiana have an airport?)…They are all sacrificing so much for this country. All TV channels say so..even passengers in the planes and trains. Afterall Soniaji, Rahulji and all Congressmen aare `Aam Aaadme’.

Ant B, “But can you explain this socialism bullshit? Isn’t socialism about making people equal? And if Shashi Tharoor was spending his own money in a 5 Star Hotel would that not make him poorer? And now that he stays at a Navy Guest House, he will become richer, unless Sonia Gandhi asks him to donate all his money to the Rajiv Gandhi Foundation.”

Me, “You don’t understand all this…the Indian voter does. Socialism is not what it is …but what it seems.”

Ant A, “I think you are complicating issues. We are telling you a simple truth that we are going to die because we get no sugar in the Prime Minister’s kitchen.”

Me, “But there is a sugar crisis in the country. Look at the Prices….and in festivals that are around it will be Rs.100 a kilo!. Can’t you talk to the Prime Minister himself and say you are `aam aadmee’.

Ant A, “We are not aam aadmee..we are not even aam ants ..because we live in New Delhi in the Prime Minister’s House. Its better than 5 Star Hotels…Lutyen designed it himself.”

Me, “Who is aam ant then?’

Ant A, “Aam ants are those who live in Bihar and drown in the floods every year.”

Ant B, “You have no idea to what extend Manmohan Singh can go..Let me tell you..its an exclusive …I heard the PM tell his wife he plans to sell the BMW…and instead walk to parliament everyday…that’s why you saw Shkehar Gupta waiting nervously….Shekhar has been asked to walk with the PM everyday!”

Ant A, “I wonder why there is a sugar crisis in the first place?”

Ant B, “I read the other day that Soniaji has written a letter to Sharad Pawar to send her some sugar.”

Ant C, “Exactly, you see Sharad Pawar controls all the sugar in the country.”

Me, “Simple, why don’t you all just shift to 10 Janpath for a few days. You see all the sugar is with Soniaji…see how hordes of Congressmen swarm outside her gates like bees to a queen bee….even RJDs Laloo goes to her.”