Monday, March 4, 2013

India's Next PM?


By Manuwant Choudhary

After the sadhus blessed NAMO and want him to be India's next Prime Minister, even the Communists are brainstorming as to whom they will support.

As their support is crucial, journos like me always have one important commie source.

My source gave me this exclusive on the politburo discussions where all names came up...NAMO, NIKU, MUSI, MABA, RAGA, MASI, LAYA, LAAD......


Commie 1: This country needs a good PM and it is we the communists who decide that....

Commie 2: Really? And how is that?

Commie 1: You don't know...even the current MASI became PM because of us..so lets decide soon.

Commie 2: I hate the idea of NAMO becoming PM?

Commie 3: But why? NAMO after all gave land for NANO...something we wanted to give but MABA ruined it all...

Commie 1: No, but I am not convinced...why should we support NAMO who has killed 2000 Muslims?

Commie 2: Because NAMO will ultimately kill the BJP....don't you see he is bigger than the party.

Commie 1: yes, yes, like Hitler..no no, never NAMO....

Commie 2: Do you support NIKU then?

Commie 1: No, no MASI is better...

Commie 2: Besides, I think their party now wants RAGA....they all sing it all the time.

Commie 3: No, no we should support only someone who hates the Indian farmers like we do.....

Commie 2: Someone told be MUSI is also in the race.

Commie 3: MUSI is a rat who wears a red cap...see how they kill policemen is UP.

Commie 4: Imagine if MABA becomes PM?

Commie 1: We will not allow that....she meets Hillary Clinton all the time....

Commie 2: But LAAD is better than MASI......so many years in service of the nation and Hindutva....

Commie 3: WE have an old friend LAYA who also wants to be PM...

Commie 2: Let him first win his own seat in 2014.

Commie 1: Look we must be serious now...I think NAMO is a strong contender....

Commie 2: and why is that...

Commie 3: He will be completely in tune with our party line....imagine an Indian PM who can't get a US visa?

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