The Rape Guard Sun Glasses !

By Manuwant Choudhary

A sunglass shop in Patna is suddenly doing brisk business after the Indian parliament passed a law making even `looking at girls' a criminal offence like Rape.....its the only shop in the world that sells the Rape Guard Sun Glasses !

I found all the Romeo's who hang out at the Patna Women's College at the shop.

Romeo 1: What has this country come to?

Romeo 2: If we don't look at girls then who do we look at? You mean they want us to look at only old Congress politicians?

Romeo 3: No, no...we have to do something. I cant spend even a day without looking at a girl.

Romeo 2: But how can looking at a girl be the same as rape?

Romeo 3: I really don't know....they are saying its like visual rape....Sushmaji was so quiet in the debate...

Romeo 2: This bhartiaya naaree bit is going a bit too far....indian women are more scantily dressed than western women...

Romeo 1: yes i love the saree.....

Romeo 2: we are not rapists..we don't even whistle at girls..we just look..how can they send us to prison?

Romeo 3: I don't like the BJP...they even increased the age of consensual sex from 16 to 18....and their MLAs look at porn in the Karnataka assembly....

Romeo 2: The I think we should form a new party called Romeo Party of India.

Romeo 1: WE will get many BJP MLAS from Karnatataka...also Sharad ji can be our national convenor..this NDA is anyway splitting up....also some former Congress Governors are sexually active..

Romeo 2: yes, yes, I liked Sharadji's speech in parliament..he even voted against the bill....such an honest man....india's only honest politician.

Romeo 1: Lalooji also likes women..but he wanted the Khajuraho temple sex figurines to be all covered up.....I don't know what point he was making?

Romeo 2: These politicians you know.....when they say something they mean something else...

Romeo 1: You mean he meant the Khajuraho temple should be built in every state....

Romeo 2: Good idea....but will they allow us to look at temples also..see how they are banning Asharam Bapu from playing holi..nobody bans Lalooji from playing holi !

Romeo 3: Imagine being in prison ! But what will we do there? This morning a girl I refused to marry threatened me that she will send me to prison because I did not look at her !

Shopowner: Just buy the glasses my friends..you will never get caught....

Just then.....ambassadors with beacon lights lined up outside the shop...and all of India's topshots were there...sharadji, lalooji, mulayamji......

arre..arree....hamein bheee rape wala chashma dena....ismein 3 D hai ki nahin.....