Friday, October 18, 2013

Coalgate Joke

By Manuwant Choudhary

Things are finally hotting up in the Coalgate Scam after the CBI file FIRs against the Coal Secretary and India's top industrialist KM Birla, but opposition leaders are gunning for the Prime Minister after the CBI files a case against `Competent Authority'.

Opposition leader: Now the CBI should question the PM after all he has been named in the FIR.

Congress leader: Named ? Where??

Opposition leader: Surely, you don't read newspapers...the CBI has filed cases against `Competent Authority'...

Congress leader: The PM signs thousands of files he does not even know what he is signing on...

Opposition leader: But surely only the PM is the `Competent Authority'....

Congress leader: No, how can you say that?

Opposition leader: Well, because only the Prime Minister is the `Competent Authority'.

Congress leader: Only two days ago you were calling him `Incompetent'..

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