By Manuwant Choudhary
Nitish Kumar is so troubled..every time he goes to the bathroom he finds his soap missing. So he calls his chief secretary..(CS)
CM: yeh mera sabun gayab kyon ho jaaata hai...(why does my soap go missing everyday from the bathroom)
CS: Sir, its a problem everywhere sir.
CM: What do you mean?
CS: Everyone is eating soap these days.
CM: You mean to say I am also eating soap?
CS: No sir, how can I accuse you of such an illegal act..only people of Bihar commit illegal acts.
CM: Enough. I want a high level inquiry into the missing soap.
CS: Sir, a low-level inquiry is enough...rats have been eating your soap.
CM: Rats ! But there were no rats in the CM house when I returned as chief minister.
CS: Sir, that was because Jitan Ram Manjhi was chief minister before you.
CM: You mean Jitan Ram Manjhi ate up all the rats....
CS: Sir, I am such a junior officer to talk about food habits of chief ministers...but if you want to get rid of the rats again..you can try making Jitan Ram chief minister again...
CS: Sir, but he is Mahadalit.
CM: Never. Don't mention his name again...besides I was asking you about soap not Manjhi...Now I prefer rats to Manjhi...
CS: yes sir rats are just like us... we are getting news that even people across Bihar are eating soap.
CM: But why?
CS: They get some kick.
CM: Is soap alcoholic?
CS: We don't know but they are made of chemicals surely.
CM: Call all of Bihar's scientists and I want all soap brands tested in our laboratory.
CS: Sir, Bihar does not have scientists...just castes !
CM: So get me the scientist caste?
CS: There are none...we are trying to figure out which caste Aryabhatta was?
CM: Do not waste my time...my senior officers are my scientists..they do everything I tell them to do...they drink when I tell them and stop drinking when I order so...so disciplined...my cops...
CS: But our labs are not equipped to test soaps.
CM: I am going to have them tested in my presence.
CS: But how?
CM: Surely, by eating it...
CS: My officers have been testing all day...Godrej, Pears..even MNC soap P & G....ahh camay tastes so good they say....and liril....the lemon flavour.....they say is beautiful like the girl who campaigns for it...
CM: Ban all MNC soap.
CS: Sir, we tested Baba Ramdev soap too...and our officers were so ecstatic..it has some Himalayan churn (herb) in it..now all our officers are saying Bharat Mata Ki Jai !