India's National Herb !

After international chef Ranveer Brar launched a campaign to make the humble coriander India's national herb, Hindutvawadis have been alerted. At the Nagpur headquarters of the RSS there is much chintan baithak going on after all an ancient country like ours how can coriander be our national herb? We are after all a Hindu Rashtra.... After much discussion amongst it's think tank they have asked Modi sarkar to oppose coriander. Because after all coriander is not Hindu....its secular... all Hindus, Muslims, Sikhs, Christians eat them. And Modi only listens to Nagpur. So RSS has sent in their choice 🌿. It's not ganja. Its tulsi. After all see how tulsi cured COVID. A panditji pointed out how even Muslims were eating tulsi during Corona. And so only tulsi eating Muslims should have voting rights. Even aadhaar card. Even citizenship. Just then one member from Ayush mantralaya suggested Sanjeevani booty as national herb. it's a life saving herb so rare that Hanumanji had to lift an entire mountain. But Modi turned down the idea because Sanjeevani bootee sounds like Sanjeev Bhatt, the police officer in jail whom Modi hates.

And Modiji is an internationalis, he even wants Tulsi Gabbard as the POTUS.