Sunday, October 20, 2019

Welcome To Dengueland !


By Manuwant Choudhary

The United States has Dysneyland, India has become one vast Dengueland !

This September a few days of rains turned Bihar's capital into Venice...except there were no boats and no help.

The only aid they got was from strongman Pappu Yadav...whose fledgling political party made a point that the major political parties of India are just useless.

A deputy Chief Minister had to be rescued after 5 days.

The rains kept increasing the water levels...as colonies turned into vast lakes !

Its now been discovered that the older water drains had been destroyed to make narrow drains under the PMs Namomi Ganga Project ! Patna experienced drains were as narrow as the minds of our beloved netas !!

But once the water recede, people were faced with destruction and disease - dengue.

In Patna all hospitals are full of dengue patients and they do not even have enough equipments for platelet transfusion.

Every home has a dengue ward !

The biggest beneficiaries from the floods are car workshops, doctors, hospitals and test labs.

Most testing labs have long queues often distributing reports till 9 pm.

Dengue is caused by mosquito and the symptoms are high fever, body ache, nausea and vomiting and its so tough for the body that many have even died.

Its debilitating.

And there is no medicinal cure.

Herbal cure of all kinds are advised.

In fact in Patna anyone you meet on the streets is a doctor - he will tell you what to try !

The best is papaya leaf juice.

A girl asked her boyfriend, "Do you know of any papaya tree in the city?"

He replied, "Maybe I have seen one..but not sure.."

The other cure is of course papaya fruit... fresh coconut juice...then Australian kiwi.

But what if Modi stops its imports..Swadeshi Jagran Manch !!!!

Delhi is the original capital of Dengue but mosquitos travel...now by Tejas from Delhi to Lucknow and then by Gareeb Rath from Lucknow to Patna.

The railways have just cancelled Gareeb Rath so that only rich mosquitoes can travel by train.

But in Patna Dengue is socialist - it does not discriminate...both rich and poor are affected.

Even swanky Mumbai has 2200 dengue cases in hospitals, Mumbai Mirror reports, quoting Bombay Municipal Corporation.

At test labs all kinds of people are seen discussing dengue..even Muslim dadas in black Pathan suits...heard one of them on the phone, "Agar doctor nahin aata hai to keh do bhai dekh lega !"

But doctor clinics are full..how can the doctor possibly visit patients at home?

In all this someone from Niti Ayog advised Modiji that if he can invite top Bollywood actors to Delhi then the Dengue epidemic will vanish.


So this morning they were all taking selfiies with Modiji...Shah Rukh Bhai, Aamir Bhai... !


Sonamjee is better than smogging !!









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