My ancient tractor is behaving like a kiddo...he is pestering me to take him to New Delhi for the Republic Day Parade.
Tractor: This is so historic for the first time since independence we have been invited for the Parade.
Me: No,no Delhi is too far. You expect me to drive you all the way.
Tractor : Then I will go on my own.
Me: You are not a driverless tractor. Besides you are not armoured. Delhi police will attack you with dandas
Tractor : I am stronger than a tank.
Me:You dont have the Papers. Registration, fastag, aadhhaar card, you wont cross the first toll even.
Tractor: Ah watch youtube UP cops are shit scared of tractors. We dont have power brakes.
Me: But Delhi is going to be tense this time
Its not like some beating retreat at Rashtrapati Bhawan where horses do the amazing parade.
Tractor : I cannot unterstand you.
Me: Besides,how will you go. Petrol pumps are not giving diesel to Tractors.
Tractor: If that Bihar girl can cycle her father to bihar from Delhi then so can i. Where there is a will there is a way
Me:Its too risky. What if protestors at Singhu border find out that Shri Bobde is my friend and Shri Anil Ghanwat too and Shri Mann?
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