I don't know why but I woke up after this longish dream where I was so powerful that I was banning alcohol not just in Bihar but all over India and why all even a worldwide ban.
But would I ban her or him?
In Hindi every word is a he or she, masculine or feminine.
This has always confused me and I spent all night trying to figure that one out.
Until finally I remembered seeing alcohol being stored in the female lockup of the local police station.
The men's lockup had eighteen year old bootleggers and suppliers.
So alcohol must be definitely a She!
Then the other confusion over whether wine is alcohol or not?
Shiv Sena's Sanjay Raut says wine is a fruit juice made from grapes and so it is now readily available in Mumbai supermarkets.
So can I just buy wine and fly into Bihar?
Or would I be arrested?
No. no it's best to ban all alcohol instead of tempting biharis and Gujaratis and manipuris in some supermarkets.
It was a horrid dream. I have never felt this way before but I cannot say why I felt this way.
As I awoke I looked at myself in the mirror and I looked every bit like Nitish Kumar! Unshaven.
I had run out of my seven blade Gillette razor and I am not a believer in digital India online shopping.
So I found a Rs. 70 single blade Gillette razor in my town.
I shaved. And now I am ready to end prohibition in Bihar.
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