The Vaastu Shastri !

India's most famous Vaastu Shastri approached a beautiful bungalow in Delhi. And he looked around and discovered 600 pages of dosh or faults with it. He got it all written down and of course it was all a secret document. But Delhi is an amazing place, everything leaks. So the document was on Whattsapp and that too in a group of journalists. So it was all over the news. Anchors quoting clause 6 (I) at at back of their fingers. Like which walls need to be demolished. Or how the puja room should move to the east. Toilet to the south. Treasury to the north. And like old servants of the house need to be retired. It was all for a new house in New India... A pond on the north west. And no swimming pools. It was so detailed that even architects would admire it for the facts. Structural changes must be made such that the owner prefers to stay in Nainital. And just when the demolition of the house was to begin, the owner a lady told the Vastu Shashtriji if he could wait in the shamiana in the garden where twenty other pundits are sitting. The Vastu Shastri just left. The house owner was none other than a lady Sonia Gandhi. And the Vastu Shastri one PK!