Me: Why wouldn't Bhutan give Modiji their highest award? Afterall Modi has given 10000 crore to Bhutan and that's not jumla like he gives in Bihar,it's real cash.
Lobsang : Only Bhutan believes in Modiji La Guarantee? But at least he won't be banning their ferocious mountain dogs.
Me: It's not about dogs, silly. I mean how long can the people remain 90 per cent happy without jobs? The Bhutanese too are migrating. So their king wants Mukesh Ambani to set up factories. And the Prime Minister wants Anil Ambani to build a township.
Lobsang : But isn't Anil Ambani bankrupt ? And don't Indians too need jobs?
Me: Shhhh.....Stop... Don't even talk about jobs. They will ban you.
Lobsang looking scared: Just buy electoral bond please....
Me: I'm not sure how it all works. See the company gave money to BJP but they arrested Arvind Kejriwal.
Lobsang: You are just being kanjooos. At least buy Rs 1000 electoral bond.
Me: You mean like that girl Poonam Agarwal... Do you want me to go to jail? Anyone who buys Rs 1000 electoral bond must be an investigative journalist.
Concluded.
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