Mon-key Baat !

Photo: Manuwant Choudhary

By Manuwant Choudhary

The wall in Ahmedabad is what everyone is talking about but I am more concerned about the walls in Agra !

I think Donald Trump will spend more time in Agra admiring the Taj Mahal built by Mughal Emperor Shah Jahan and perhaps a photo with his lady love Melania.

And to make their visit truly special all Agra residents have been asked to white-wash their walls.

But there is a problem - Monkeys - they sit on the walls and shit on them as well.

Some residents have had to white-wash their walls several times already and they are worried because the monkeys refuse to go away and have even begun speaking like humans.

Monkey Amar: Did you watch the video Trump posted of himself as Bahubali?

Monkey Akbar: Yes. Quite impressive...Do you think he will fly to kashmir and release Omar Abdullah and Mehbooba Mufti?

Monkey Anthony: No no...this Bahubali is only interested in trade...and in hugging Modi...don't expect much.

Monkey Amar: Why? He is so powerful...look at how he talks and walks ...

Monkey Akbar: He says he is more powerful than Modiji.

Monkey Anthony: No no...but he cannot be most powerful because most powerful is Lord Hanuman !

Monkey Amar: Yes, yes..did you see how Arvind Kejriwal just recited the Hanuman Chalisa once and he won the Delhi elections..nearly all seats...even more powerful than Modiji ...

Monkey Akbar: But isn't Melania going to some happiness school built by some terrorist?

Monkey Anthony: Yes yes and why should terrorists be invited to meet Melania and explain happiness..thats why Modiji has struck their names off from the guest list.

Monkey Amar: Bahubali Trump does not like terrorists.....

Monkey Akbar: So you mean he won't go to Shaheen Bagh in Delhi?

Monkey Anthony: Shaheen Bagh? Why should he go there? Is it some Mughal garden??

Monkey Amar : I am more interested in where he stays and what he eats?

Monkey Akbar: He will only eat Dhoklas..because beef is banned in India and he is staying at the 4600 square feet Chanakya Suite in ITC Maurya Hotel...

Monkey Anthony: Who is this Chanakya?

Monkey Akbar: He is some Brahmin who overthrew some ancient government.

Monkey Amar: Yes, yes, the corrupt and most powerful Nandas...but what do governments today call such a person?

Monkey Anthony: Terrorist !