Monday, October 31, 2011

I Prefer This Anna

By Manuwant Choudhary

I went shopping looking for an `Anna' cap and instead this is what I found...

And I like this Anna....

She talks.

He is on `maun' vrata.

Her blood pressures are normal.

His are high.

She eats food.

He doesn't.

She drinks, even alcohol.

He doesn't drink and bans others also.

She does not stay at Ralegan Siddi.

He lives at Ralegan Siddi.

She wears jeans.

He wears a dhoti.

She loves the RSS (internet feed).

He constantly denies any links to RSS.

She reads and writes her blogs.

He has a ghost blogger.

She likes sex.

He is single.

She has better freinds than Kiran Bedi, Arvind Kejriwal and Prashant Bhushan.

He has them.

She doesn't have Digvijay Singh barking at her every day.

He has Digvijay Singh barking at him everyday.

She has no plan A, B, C.

He has plan A, B, C, and the Congress Party has Formula 1 - make Rahul PM.

Pr Formula 2 - Make Priyanka PM.

She loves the Taj Mahal and India.

He hasnt visited Agra.

She cares about Kashmir and its people.

He cares only about Kashmir.

For her. her home is her castle, no one can take that away from her.

For the Congress, the Government of India can.

And for him the Gram Swaraj can.


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